Notes to self after bank holiday weekend spent in Wales:
1) Always expect a little bit of rain when you visit Wales. Even if it’s just for 5 minutes, like a weather-shaped memo: ‘Haha, yes. That’s right, you’d forgotten for a moment hadn’t you? You’re in WALES’
2) Damson gin is surprisingly good.
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I hate bumping into old flames. Who doesn’t? Like all women, I’m nearly always buying tampons, not wearing make-up, emerging from a sexual health clinic, signing on, kicking a puppy at the time.
It was never so bad in the past, when the micro-communities of university placed you on constant high alert against chance encounters with [...]
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We woke up the neighbours at 4am last Friday. If that wasn’t bad enough, we woke them up with Billy Joel. They said it was like water torture. I decided it was best not to ask them when they had actually ever experienced water torture to parallel the two. To avoid neighbourly wrath (‘this is [...]
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