Illustration by Charlotte Hodges
Do you remember that scene in Notting Hill, where Hugh Grant takes Julia Roberts to a dinner party to meet his friends, and they all play that game where they decide who has the saddest life to compete for the last brownie? I watched it back recently, and it’s seriously awkward. [...]
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Illustration by Charlotte Hodges
The Sunday after our dinner party, my friend Jo woke up in her flat at 7am wondering two things:
Why have I woken up so early?
Why do I not feel hungover?
Stepping out of bed and feeling a cold splash, another thought occurred to her which completely overrode the other two:
Why is my bed [...]
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I turned up at a dinner party last week wearing three different kinds of eye shadow. At work that day I had ordered in four bags of designer make-up samples for a shoot. The office was empty, one thing led to another, and before I knew it I looked like Boy George.
A couple of the [...]
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